DVD | Prehistoric Park

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Rating: TBA
Duration: 288 mins.
Genre: Documentary, Nature, Science.
Actors: N/A.
Release Date: Available Now.

Extinction, apparently, doesn't have to be forever. At least that’s what the makers of Prehistoric Park will try and have you believe. The award winning directors of Walking with Dinosaurs (which I somehow missed seeing) are at it again, but this time they want you to believe the impossible.

You see, rather than just looking at dinosaurs and how they might have lived, we get to witness Nigel Marven, a bumbling, clueless man who gets to go back in time and rescue dinosaurs. That’s right, I did use the words ‘go back in time’ and ‘rescue dinosaurs’ in a review of a documentary. And it’s here that the whole thing is essentially flawed.

Rather than being content with wowing us with CGI and the latest discoveries of dinosaur behaviour, the producers want us to actually believe that they have gone back in time and rescued dinosaurs.

How they got the actors to act with out rolling around in fits of laughter is truly amazing – they are acting as if they have actually just rescued a T-Rex and now have it in captivity.

And if that’s not bad enough, when they do go back, they leave it to the very last possible moment in time, like the day before the meteorite that kills every living thing on earth – and thus whipping out the dinosaurs- hits… giving them the excuse for a little bit of suspense with the will they or won’t they make it back to the potable Stargate type portal factor.

But scoffing aside, Prehistoric Park is a visual treat, and does have a unique way of looking at what scientists now know about the long since extinct dinosaurs.

Food for thought:
If you had the opportunity to go back in time, would you use it to rescue an extinct animal?

Rent or Buy?
Prehistoric Park is too hard to call on the rent it or buy it scale. At 288 minutes you’d have to wait till it was an eight day hire, and to buy it you’d have to be a die hard dinosaur nutter.

DVD | Eight Below

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Rating: PG
Duration: 116 mins.
Genre: Family Adventure.
Actors: Paul Walker, Wendy Crewson, Jason Biggs, Bruce Greenwood, August Schellenberg, Moon Bloodgood, Gerard Plunkett.
Release Date: Available Now.

Eight Below is defiantly a family movie. If you have sensitive children, you won’t want to make our mistake of letting the kids watch Eight Below with out first having a family screening. Half way through watching it, our middle daughter came in to see us with tears running down her face, informing us that the dogs had died. Of course her emotions had gotten the better of her, as at this stage of the movie, only one of the dogs had died.

It took a lot of convincing a week later for her to sit down and watch the movie as part of a family movie night, but in the end she did, and saw that not all of the dogs do in fact die.

Eight Below is adapted from a Japanese film (Nankyoku Monogatari) which in turn was inspired by true events.

When a fierce storm requires the prompt evacuation of a remote Antarctic base, additional human visitors mean that there isn’t room on the plane for the team of sled dogs. Jerry has to tie his dogs securely with the promise that they will be back on the next flight to pick them up.

The only problem being is that the storm is so severe that there is no next flight as the storm is so sever that almost everybody is being evacuated off the ice altogether. Jerry returns home heartbroken that his ‘family’ have been left behind to die.

But Jerry doesn’t give up on them, and as they fight for survival, Jerry fights to get a team back on the ice to look for them.

Beside some great artic scenes, it’s the dogs (and probably a whole heap of subtle cgi manipulation) that make Eight Below such a lovable survival story. The dogs all have their own personalities, and must learn to respect their leader, work as a team, and cope with loss and loneliness to survive the harshest of winters ever.

In the end, the story has a predictable happy ending – hey this is Disney! – and ends up being a great family movie, one that I can recommend for any family movie night!

Food for thought:
Should we let children watch a movie alone that we (as parents) haven’t already seen?

Rent or Buy?
Eight Below for all its lovable dogliness is one to rent. The kids may want to watch it again, but numerous viewings are doubtful as the story will quickly get boring for even the most die hard dog fan!

NEWS | Saw3 Publicity Stumbles

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I was checking out YouTube today when on the front page I saw a (paid for) feature video for the upcoming horror flick Saw3.

Sweet I thought, the latest trailer in YouTube format, I’ll be able to post that on my blog.

Nope. Nothing like that. It’s a cheep promo for the film’s opening date this Friday (US). It tries to be clever by giving you a clue (102706) but in the end treats it’s intended audience like idiots.

Ho hum. And this after all the cool promo stuff they usually do in the US.

DVD | 9/11 The Falling Man

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Rating: PG - Contains Low Level Offensive Language.
Duration: 72 mins.
Genre: Documentary.
Actors: N/A.
Release Date: Available Now.

The Falling Man is an interesting documentary about the human side of 9/11. It’s a documentary about a cover up and a photographer’s journey to discover the subject behind one of his most haunting images.

And it’s an interesting title considering what it’s about.

You see, the infamous image of the ‘falling man’ was initially used around the world, but then due to public backlash in America, taken out of circulation. It was an image that showed the human side of the tragedy, but one that offended the American dream.

As I said before, the title is interesting, as the photo shows a man plummeting to his death after jumping to escape the intense heat. And scores of witnesses will testify to the fact that they saw people jump from the building. Jump, not fall.

But as we discover in the course of the documentary, American bureaucracy denies the existence of any people jumping to their deaths. They were, you see, blown out of the windows from the impact of the planes. No American would ever jump to their deaths. Nope they would rather be burnt alive.

It’s interesting to see the variety of views from people as the photographer tries to uncover the identity of the person he photographed, mid-flight.

If nothing else, Falling Man gives a small voice to those people who found that they were stuck, with no chance of rescue and had to decide how they were going to die.

Food for thought:
Is it suicide if imminent death is your only option?

Rent or Buy?
A second viewing is unlikely, but Falling Man still makes for a compelling piece of history and therefore a worthy addition to your DVD collection.

TECH | Zune = Naughty Word

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I know some of my readers get irritated when I write about Microsoft's ill-starred Zune, but I do it for the same reaosn I'll occasionally post something about Windows -- one of the best ways to know Apple's doing the right thing is by looking at what other companies are trying to do to compete.

One of Microsoft's less-publicized strategies is swearing in Hebrew, apparently.

"Zune" is pronounced very similarly to the Hebrew equivalent of English's beloved F-word, Zi-Yun. Read that again. ITWorld does a marvellous job covering the issue, speaking with two Hebrew scholars to prove they're not just making this up. I mean, look at the guy who thinks the name doesn't need to change:

Hebrew linguists are divided over Zune. Tsila Ratner, the head of Hebrew courses in the Department of Hebrew and Jewish Studies at University College London, says Zune is an unsuitable name for a product. However, Haggit Inbar-Littas, a 30-year veteran Hebrew teacher with the London Jewish Cultural Center, says while the name is "ridiculous" and close to the bad word, it's unlikely to be mistaken.

Doomed products are funny. Doomed products with vulgar names? Priceless.

Source | Cult of Mac

DVD | Carnivale S2

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Rating: M - Contains Violence, Offensive Language & Sex Scenes.
Duration: 634 mins.
Genre: Television Drama.
Actors: Nick Stahl, Amy Madigan, Clancy Brown, Michael J. Anderson.
Release Date: Available Now.

As the final war between Good and Evil looms two powerful avatars divided by fate share one mission. For Ben Hawkins and Brother Justin, the race is on to find the elusive Henry Scudder - and the fate of the world depends on who finds him first.

Such is the premise for season two of HBO’s original and compelling drama Carnivale. Set in depression era USA, season one set up the playing board, and set the standard for the mysterious and supernatural plight of a group of outcasts struggling for survival. It introduced us to a fascinating group of people and a battle of good vs evil through the characters of Ben and Justin.

But as it is with most original and interesting TV programmes, HBO didn’t see fit to renew the two season contract to the envisioned six seasons, and thus writer/creator Dan Knauf had to ramp up the action and fit as best he could, five years worth into one.

What is lost in the mystery and character development is gained in action, as the story picks up right where it left off and gains momentum like a rocket ship heading towards a showdown that will leave you reeling, as predictions and expectations are destroyed in the battle for the fate of the world.

The main questions are answered, but the all too little time given to the series results in many questions now being posed and left unanswered.

Fortunately the show does finish respectfully, and the quality of production is just as good as in the first season. All in all it has the same feel, and fans won’t be disappointed.

If you haven’t seen season one, watch it first, you’ll soon be buying season two!

Food for thought:
Can evil be destroyed?

Rent or Buy?
This is definitely a keeper – you’ll be wanting to watch this more than once, buy it, don’t rent!

NEWS | Halo Dropped!

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In a shocking development, Fox and Universal, the two studios teaming up to co-finance the big-screen adaptation of HALO, have abruptly pulled out of the production. There was no official word from the studios as rumors raged from a budget soaring well north of the originally agreed upon $135 million, concerns over first-time director Neill Blomkamp and disputes over profit participation. At the center was an October 15th deadline at which point Fox and Universal were to pay Microsoft the bulk of $5 million for rights to the script. For likely numerous reasons, the two studios confronted Microsoft and Peter Jackson and asked them to reduce their profit participation (Microsoft alone was scheduled to receive 10% of gross). According to Jackson's rep, he and Microsoft respectfully declined leading to the exit of the studios. Normally the movie would put a project like HALO in significant peril, but because pre-production is being done at Jackson's Weta Workshop, work will continue. Microsoft is currently looking for new partners and is reportedly also in talks with other production partners (numerous studios passed on HALO during its original offering).

Source | JoBlo

DVD | Scary Movie 4

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Rating: M - Contains Offensive Language & Sexual References.
Duration: 86 mins.
Genre: Spoof.
Actors: Anthony Anderson, Regina Hall, Leslie Nielsen, Michael Madsen, Chris Elliott, Shaquille O'Neal, Craig Bierko, Carmen Electra, Anna Faris, Dr. Phillip C. McGraw.
Release Date: Available Now.

I’ve not been a fan of the Scary Movie franchise, as the humour is normally lame and found to be trying to hard. But sitting down to Watch Scary Movie 4, I actually started to enjoy it, and yes, laugh. Maybe the franchise finally got it right, or maybe it’s that poking fun at Tom Cruise is so easy and so much fun these days.

So what movies are on the chopping board this time around? Well the movie kicks off with some homage to SAW, and then The Grudge combined with War of the Worlds and The Village. Also getting a nod, but only in flashback mode are Brokeback Mountain and Million Dollar Baby.

Probably about 50% of the scenes hit their mark and make you laugh, where as the other 50% tend to just be too obvious or too overdone.

Scary Movie 4 as a whole approaches the fine art of comedy with all the finesse of a bull on P in a china shop, and the result is either a complete mess, or a work of art on a grand scale, depending on what your point of view is.

But if nothing else, the final scene, a parody of the Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch is worth the price of hiring alone.

Food for thought:
Is laughter really the best medicine?

DVD | Saints and Soldiers

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Rating: M - Contains Medium Level Violence.
Duration: 90 mins.
Genre: War.
Actors: Corbin Allred, Larry Bagby III, Kirby Heyborne, Peter Holden, Alexander Polinsky, Lincoln Hoppe, Alex Niver.
Release Date: Available Now.

Based on a true story of American POWs being killed by their German captors during the Battle of the Bulge, Saints and Soldiers takes a few liberties by combining several true stories from the war to make the overall story more interesting.

And an interesting story it is, one of courage and dedication, and fighting against the odds.

As a war movie there is nothing new here, as a history lesson, it’s an interesting look at a little known event, but it’s still fictional in it’s delivery. It’s the human story that makes Saints so compelling to watch. A small group of relative strangers are forced together and must depend on each other for their survival, in some of the worst conditions possible.

And it’s during this time, that the men must not only face their own inner demons, but are forced to reflect on the mortality of man and what the future holds for them after they die. It’s in this little spiritual subplot that we see a man of faith face off with an atheist doctor who cares only for himself.

Filmed with no known actors and on a budget of US$1 Million, Saints does suffer from time to time in the action stakes, but the movie as a whole holds its own. The pacing is kept moving by the ever-present threat of the advancing German army, and the seemingly impossible odds that the allied soldiers face.

Visually the movie is great, the Ardennes recreated in a Utah winter is a desolate, forested nightmare, and the sound (background music) is subtle and in keeping with the atmosphere of the movies various scenes.

A great movie for any World War II movie fan.

Food for thought:
Can we offer love and friendship to those we are fighting against?

DVD | Tickets

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Rating: M - Contains Offensive Language & Sexual References.
Duration: 109 mins.
Genre: Festival & Foreign.
Actors: Martin Compston, Silvana De Santis, Carlo Delle Piane, Valeria Bruni Tedeschi, Filippo Trojano.
Release Date: Available Now.

Having not seen a trailer or read anything about the movie, I had to rely on the intriguing premise for Tickets to decide if it was worth ordering or not.

Tickets was directed by three highly acclaimed directors – Ermanno Olmi, Abbas Kiarostami and Ken Loach, and focuses on three stories that are supposedly interwoven and deal with themes of new purpose, love and the bigger picture. On the surface the movie sounded womderful.

In reality, things were a little different. Sure, there were three very different stories, all set on the same train, and at a stretch you could say that they were interwoven. Realistically however what Tickets gives the viewer is three separate stories, with only one of them coming close to a conclusion. The first two stories leave you wanting to know ether what happens next, or what just happened.

All three stories are compelling and cleverly done human dramas. The pace, like a train journey is sedate, with a little excitement at the end of the journey. It’s the final story that really shines, where three boisterous Scottish lads discover the bigger picture in life and have an experience that will last far longer than the football game they are on route to see.

If you enjoy festival movies and the quirkiness of European directors, then Tickets might be the right destination for you. If you are a Hollywood junkie however, this is a journey that will make you wish you’d booked a sleeping compartment.

Food for thought:
What would you be willing to sacrifice to make a strangers life complete?

300 | Comic to Screen Comparison

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Such visual joy... I can't wait.

DVD | Memoirs Of A Geisha

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Rating: M - Contains Sexual References.
Duration: 145 mins.
Genre: Drama.
Actors: Toby Stephens, Aamir Khan, Rani Mukerji, Ameesha Patel, Kiron Kher.
Release Date: Available Now.

Based on Arthur Golden's novel of the same name, Memoirs is set in 1929 Japan, and follows the plight of Chiyo, who is sold to a Kyoto geisha house at the tender age of nine, by her poverty striken parents.

Her life is harsh and unforgiving, as she is seen as a threat by the head geisha Hatsumomo, who can see the potential in her.

More than one person however sees potential in her, and so the story is set, full of mystery, cunning and back stabbing, Memoirs is far from the dull sound movie that it’s name portrays. Having only a full screen (in other words, half the picture has been cut off to fit my TV screen!) screener to watch it’s difficult to see the whole beauty of this movie, but it is one that I can imagine would take your breath away visually.

Memoirs uncovers an interesting and dynamic world of Japanese society, but the storyline is also one that is unnervingly sadistic in a subtle way. The life of a child sold into a geisha house has two main outcomes, if she makes the cut, she becomes a geisha, is she doesn’t make the cut, she gets sent down the road to the red light district. But look closer and you’ll see that the only difference is a societal (and monetary) one. Geisha’s are nothing more that high-class call girls, that offer their virginity to the highest bidder, they ply their company to a select group of people who can afford there up keep.

And then there’s the love story. Early on in the movie, when she is without hope, Chiyo happens to meet a kind industrialist, who having been reminded of his daughter of the same age, offers to buy Chiyo a snow cone, showing Chiyo that there is hope in the world and leaving a lasting impression. Over the years she remembers this kind man and falls in love with the idea of him, finally (and this could spoil it for you) she manages to be with his, and becomes his geisha. Now maybe it’s only me, but this is a love story where a married man falls in love (and the love is mutual) with a girl the same age as his daughter, so makes her is highly paid call girl?

Modern love huh!

Food for thought:
How far into poverty would you have to be to consider selling your children?

TRAILER | Grind House

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Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez could be described as two of the most talented, visionary, original independent directors in the movie business.

Of course some people have a lessor opinion of them, and to be honest, they aren’t known for their PG rated movies. But they are known to push the boundaries a wee bit, and to come up with totally new genres by way of exploiting/dissecting/mocking other genres.

I’m not too sure about the storyline on this one, but if violence/sex/drug use offends you, don’t watch the trailer, but if like me, you have a perverse sense of humour, you’re going to be at least a tiny bit interested in this, and you’d better be quick before it gets taken off YouTube, as these things normally do.

Christmas = Blockbuster DVD releases!

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With Christmas approaching, you’d better start saving, cause the blockbuster movies you’ve been waiting for are about to get released to retail on DVD!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (November 15)
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (November 22)
Superman Returns (December 6)
X Men 3: The Last Stand (Decmeber 7)
Mission Impossible 3 (December 18)

And for fans of Band of Brothers, we finally get the chance to purchase the limited edition Band of Brothers Tin, though seeing as most people who want to own Band of Brothers probably already do own Band of Brothers coupled with the fact that you can now purchase the Band of Brothers DVD set for $49.99, who in their right mind is going to pay $79.99 just to have the Limited Edition Tin set?

NEWS | Bully

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I laid into the kid with a flurry of punches, including a punishing uppercut I'd been taught by an alcoholic Vietnam vet. Wham, wham, wham: Pretty soon I'd pummeled my opponent into the ground. And for my brutal finishing move?

I leaned over and gave him a hand up. I lectured him about the importance of not bullying defenseless kids, and he apologized, promising that he wouldn't be such a meanie any more.

Then we became friends.

This was, I confess, not quite what I expected when I first heard about Bully, the hotly anticipated new title from Rockstar Games. Indeed, it's not what anyone expected. [more]

NEWS | US Theaters Refuse to Run Bush's Death

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Many applauded the decision of Newmarket Films of acquiring the distribution rights for the daring mocumentary 'Death of a President'. A project that started from a simple idea of 'what if', Gabriel Range made it into a real wonder, acclaimed at the Toronto Film Festival and by critics from all over the world.

But many Americans are not that happy with seeing the faux documentary play. While, as its writer and director said multiple times, it is not a cry for violence but for judgment, people are not that open at the idea of seeing President Bush being gunned down. The plot for 'Death of a President' is placed in the near future and it details the assassination of the President and the ensuing investigation.

Slated for release in the United States on October 27, many major chains of theaters have already expressed their desire not to run it. Among the reasons given for the refusal are also that they do not want to be considered as encouraging controversy or political debate, and especially not negative one, as is the case with this movie.

'We would not be inclined to program this film. We feel it's inappropriate to portray the future assassination of a sitting president, regardless of political affiliation', the CEO for Regal Entertainment Group, the largest theater chain in the country, said. The Texas-based Cinemark USA shares the same view, according to their corporate spokesperson: 'We're not playing it on any of our screens. It's a subject we don't wish to play. We decided to pass on the film'.

But Newmarket is still optimistic about the movie's prospects. Their representatives say that it will eventually turn out to be a major hit at the box-office, just as it happened with other controversial projects too, including the ones that had Gabriel Range's name as heading.

Despite the fact that so many distributors turned down the offer, there still are many who accepted to run 'Death of a President'. Accordingly, it will open in the US on October 27.

NEWS | Do us all a favour and retire!

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60-year old Sylvester Stallone has just finished with Rocky Balboa – that’s right, in case you’ve been living under a rock, Stallone has reprised his role and done one more movie – but wait, theirs more - not wating any of his once great franchises to miss out, Rambo 4 is now in the works.

Rambo IV: In The Servant’s Eye goes a little like this…
"The next chapter finds Rambo recruited by a group of Christian human rights missionaries to protect them against pirates, during a humanitarian aid deliver to the persecuted Karen people of Burma. After some of the missionaries are taken prisoner by sadistic Burmese soldiers, Rambo gets a second impossible job: to assemble a team of mercenaries to rescue the surviving relief workers."

And how does one come up with such a lame plot in an effort to extend the life of a lame franchise? Well it’s Stallone all the way. And when we say all the way we mean all the way. Stallone will produce and direct the film based on his own screenplay, with production tentatively slated to begin shooting in January of 2007 in Thailand.

Someone get me a rock to hide under, please!

Little known fact | In the book on which the original Rambo movie, First Blood, was based, John Rambo actually dies. Oh if only the movie had gone the same way…

DVD | Mangal Pandey

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Rating: TBC.
Duration: 142 mins.
Genre: Festival & Foreign, Bollywood.
Actors: Toby Stephens, Aamir Khan, Rani Mukerji, Ameesha Patel, Kiron Kher.
Release Date: October 11th.

Mangal Pandey is the true story of a little known Indian revolutionary who changed the course of history. 90 years before Ghandi bought independence to India. Pandey started the journey by standing up to the might East India Company and igniting one of histories bloodiest revolutions.

It’s a fascinating movie of a time when a British company ruled the entire Indian subcontinent with an iron first and a focus on profit at any cost. Where the local population was used not only to grow the desired crop (poppies for opium) but also formed the main part of the army used to keep the sub continent under control, and to take over new territories at the whim of the company.

All the while the company treated the people as second-class citizens, not caring for their livelihood, or their faith. The breaking point came when new rifles were introduced with cartridges that required you to ‘bite the bullet’. But with the manufacturing process requiring pig and cow fats, this didn’t sit well with either Muslims or the Hindus.

All in all Mangal Pandey is an epic story of friendship amidst the struggle for nationhood, with plenty of the strangely fitting Bollywood dance scenes!

Food for thought:
Would you bite the bullet or tale a stand for your beliefs?

CULTURE | NoTxt #5

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NoTxt #5 - Street Art Issue is now online, featuring: Tiki Jay One, REONE, Peat Wollaeger, ZOLTRON, Jackson, RoBaCk, Barto, Slinkachu, Brian Nicholson, DiMZ/WON, NO/FI, Graffinc, Smear, VD, Dial One, Dallas Graham, Shane “AKO” Whisenant, Mr. Sid, Anville, Kegr One, Disposable Hero, Tafe, Restitution Press, Bytedust, L3mn.

If you like street art, you'll love this. If not, maybe you should check it out any way!

TECH | A Virus In Your Music Collection?

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Ok, I couldn’t help myself! More Zune bashing…

So Microsoft's mildly hyped iPod challenger, Zune, is ready to hit the market. One of its most-talked-about features is wireless song sharing through WiFi.

For the sake of argument, yes, that feature could make Zune stand out from the iPod. I think Leander did a great job of explaining why it isn't quite the killer app it's assumed to be in his column yesterday, but there's another aspect to WiFi sharing that is a potential hazard: Malware.

What features exist to verify that a file that looks like a legit mp3 or wma file is in fact a wma file? The Zune is built on existing Toshiba platform, and some folks out there know how to write software for it, some of which could be malicious.

I don't think this is paranoia. A co-worker with a Treo caught a wireless virus at the airport awhile back (It's like living in the future!), and it would have then moved onto his computer and replicated across the Internet if our IT guy hadn't caught it. Think about a file advertising itself as a leaked recording by a popular artist that actually is an audio file on a Zune, but when you sync it to your computer, it launches a wizard disguised as a software update, you click OK and all hell breaks loose.

Source | Cult Of Mac

TRAILER | 300

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Now here's a movie I was so excited about I was going to write about a while back when it premiered on a Russian blog, but before I could get round to watching it a second time (just to make sure my eyes were not deceiving me) WB had told them to take it down. (though now it's back up!).

Now it seems WB are ready to release the trailer in the goodness that is QuickTime, and though not quite the same as the Russian pirated trailer, it is still making me forget all about Christmas, and wish it was next year already!

300 is Zack Snyder's feature adaptation of Frank Miller's graphic novel. It's gritty, violent and surreal. It’s a movie that’s going to redefine the term blockbuster. Well, at least it should! Go take a look now!

NEWS | The Bourne Ultimatum

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Filming on the third (and final?) installment of the Jason Bourne series, THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM, has begun in Tangier with stars Matt Damon, Joan Allen and Julia Stiles, as well as director Paul Greengrass, all returning. Joining the cast is Oscar nominee David Strathairn and an offer is out to Gael Garcia Bernal to star as the film's main villian. Tony Gilroy, Tom Stoppard and Paul Attanasio all worked on adapting Robert Ludlam's final BOURNE novel for Universal. In addition to Tangier, the sequel will shoot in Madrid, Paris, New York, London and Riga, the capital of Latvia. Interestingly, another spy movie, CASINO ROYALE, began filming earlier this year without its villian - Le Chiffre - cast. Universal and Greengrass hope to close a deal with Bernal, currently on screen in THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP, as soon as possible.

About time is all I can say!

Source | JoBlo

TECH | Yes, It’s Another Anti Zune Rant

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Ok, so I could be accused of being anti Zune, but that’s not true, I’m just anti any iPod clone. Why can’t someone come up with something so totally different instead of just making bad carbon copies? Anyway, heres another anti Zune story from Wired.

Microsoft's soon-to-be-released Zune MP3 player is a sure-fire iPod killer -- if you believe what you been reading in the press recently.

There's nothing the press likes more than a good fight, and the Zune looks like a worthy contender for the iPod's heavyweight crown.

The tech press loves the Zune because of its specs. They tally up the features and conclude the Zune is better because there's more stuffed inside.

When it launches next month, the Zune will cost $250 for 30 GB -- just like the equivalent iPod. But the Zune also has Wi-Fi for wirelessly trading songs; a larger, 3-inch screen (good for widescreen movies); and will connect to Microsoft's Zune Marketplace music service, which will sell songs at 99 cents each and offer a $15 a month subscription plan.

The Zune will definitely have an impact. That's guaranteed by Microsoft's clout, and is why music labels, movie studios and accessory makers are jumping on the Zune bandwagon.

But although the Zune looks good on paper, it's not going to kill the iPod because of three things:

1. It's not cool and never will be.
The iPod is streets ahead in the things that really matter: ease of use, aesthetics and -- here's the tough one -- cool. The Zune is not cool. You can tell that at a glance. Take the choice of colors. It'll come in black, white and brown.

Wait a sec -- brown? Surely this is some sick joke gone horribly wrong. Or are they trying to rip off LG's Chocolate phone?

The Zune's best bet is waiting it out until the iPod becomes passé, which seems unlikely given that Apple is constantly redesigning and refreshing the device.

2. The Zune will be locked down tighter than the queen's knickers.
The Zune's interesting features -- Wi-Fi sharing and the music subscription plan -- will be subject to a strict digital rights management scheme, and given Microsoft's reputation in this area (PlaysForShit) -- I'll bet the Zune will drive customers to the iPod.

After all, PlaysForSure is such a technical and marketing disaster Microsoft is abandoning it altogether in favor of the Zune, which will attempt to tightly integrate hardware, software and services, just like the iPod.

But whereas Apple's FairPlay digital rights management scheme seems to be working very well (surprisingly, there aren't widespread reports of glitches and problems), Microsoft's penchant for complex and glitchy verification systems bode ill for the device.

3. Wi-Fi song sharing will not catch on in public.
The Zune's only original feature is Wi-Fi song sharing, which will allow Zune owners to search for others nearby and temporarily trade songs over the air. Traded tunes will be playable up to three times over three days, and can be flagged on the player for later purchase online. Otherwise they disappear.

But while it's obvious that sharing songs will be fun with friends at school or college, it's not an activity that will take off in public. It'll largely be confined to peer groups.

How do I know this? Because that's what's happening with iTunes music sharing, which does more or less the same thing with a computer over a network, instead of peer-to-peer.

Think of the typical experience with iTunes at the office or conferences. Instead of finding all kinds of cool new bands, you marvel at the dreadful taste of your co-workers.

Granted, offices and conferences aren't the best feeding grounds, but where is? There are no hip cafes or bars that I know forging reputations for being good places to hang out and browse other peoples' music libraries.

Will this happen wirelessly with the Zune? Will teenagers gather at the mall or the park to share tunes, sitting around quietly with their headphones on?

I don't see it. It will happen at concerts and clubs where like-minded music lovers will share music they already know they like -- and it'll be kinda awkward and nerdy. Remember swapping business cards with your Palm Pilot via infrared?

And while it might be interesting to take a sneak peek at what the thug at the back of the bus is listening to, it won't be a great strategy for discovering new music. There just won't be enough Zune users around.

The only place I can think of in the United States where the Zune might be good for browsing others' music is on an airplane. But will the airlines allow wireless song sharing mid-flight?

Plus, iTunes shows that many people are so self-conscious of their music collections, they will turn off sharing altogether or carefully prune their library to present themselves in the best possible light.

Wi-Fi song sharing will be more about managing your image in public than sharing music.

But of course, for a lot of people, that's the point: Music-clerk types will show off their bona fides by loading their Zune with obscure indie bands, while the rest of us will be frantically deleting treasured show tunes for fear of looking ridiculous.

MOVIE | Crank

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Now I don’t normally steal reviews off other sites, mainly because I like to do my own reviews, but I’ve been amped about Crank since I saw the trailer, and it just about bombed at the US box office for some unknown reason, but Tim Goernert has re-enforced my belief in this movie, so I’m gonna plug this baby for all it’s worth. Sadly there’s no New Zealand release date for Crank yet, but when I know I’ll be sure to let y’all know. Now read the review, fool!

PLOT | A hit man wakes up abruptly only to learn that he has been injected with a lethal poison that will kill him unless he keeps up his heart rate extremely high. While doing so, mayhem, chaos and a whole lot of whoop ass incurs on the punks that did this. It goes without saying, he takes it personally and revenge follows.

REVIEW
| First off, I have no idea were Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor came from. I mean these guys came out of nowhere. But for first time directors, they did pretty damn great! This movie was a great ride from start to finish. It was stylish, inventive, didn’t hold anything back and, most importantly it was 100% pure adrenaline. It reminded me a lot like RUNNING SCARED with Paul Walker. Jason Statham's character wasn’t much of big stretch from most of the roles he plays, but it doesn’t matter cause it works for him. Ladies and gentlemen meet the new face of action! This guy does mostly all his own stunts. When you see him holding on for friggin life out of moving helicopter, that’s really him. You really get the sense he’s putting 110% in this movie. I dig that.

Amy Smart…CRACK BOOM this chick is a cuteypatudy! She plays Statham’s flakey/bohemian girlfriend. Wasn’t a big role, but man, that one scene in the China town street. Wow! Bravo Amy…bravo for having the guts to pull a scene like that off! I’m sure there are plenty of actresses who would have never considered doing a shot like that. (You have to go see it to know what I’m talking about.) Dwight Yoakam as an “Underground” doctor really worked and of course Efren Ramirez ”Vote for Pedro” fame (I had to write that) character was fun as a Party Kid thug. The villains are pretty one dimensional, but funny in a cool way. The evolution of the adrenaline rushes really worked as it was stepping it up a notch each time which in turn meant non-stop action! The Google satellite and the cleverly placed split screens were a nice touch, adding a rush/cool feel to the experience. The editing style was something I would like to see more of with action flicks. It was very Tony Scott, in the sense how the funky lighting colors, grainy look and the quick, well paced editing create the scenes. You can see where the directors may have gotten their influences, but at the same time they were able to make it their own.

I’m still on the fence about the ending. I would like to see a sequel, just see how they can take it to the next level with all the crazy ass stunts. I don’t know if this movie is going to be a blockbuster, not enough marketing in my opinion. But I’m quite confident it will be one of those cult classics that will be appreciated later on once it goes to DVD and word of mouth. If you do get the chance, go see it on the big screen to get the full experience of the film. It’s a no-brainer, action-packed flick and most importantly, Jason Statham kick ass!! I said it once before and I’ll say it again, “Ladies and gentlemen meet the new face of action”.

Source | JoBlo

CULTURE | Small Carrots

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Been achin’ for some cool animated content to carry around on your iPod Video? Small Carrot offers free animated videos specifically for your portable devices like the iPod and PSP, and they’re really creative, and best of all, FREE!

The only hassle was that the download function didn’t want to work in Firefox.

And you all those non portable video playing device owning people out there, you can still watch the cool little animations on the website!

Xbox 360 | Test Drive Unlimited

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Test Drive Unlimited ushered in the first time I’ve sat down and had a proper session on the Xbox 360. Sure, I’ve had a play of PRG and some other games, but I hadn’t yet had the pleasure of being able to sit down for some serious gaming.

And what a game to kick off my love affair with the 360. A racing game with open ended game play, no restrictive ‘track’ racing, and gorgeous visuals. It reminded me of what makes gaming fun.

Test Drive is by no means a simulator, it was built for fun. Hit a car head on, and you’ll set bits of that car fly off, but your car will be miraculously undamaged, so you can get straight back to the business of racing. The same goes for trees, concrete walls and power polls.

Unlike many arcade racers however, Test Drive handles well. The car feels like it’s driving like it should, and with racing views that include bumper cam, in car and from behind, Atari have though of just about everything. The only thing missing is that new car smell!

The game kicks off with you arriving at the airport and choosing your character, then its out to get a rental, then buy a house and a car. Once all of this is done it’s up to you. You can just go for a cruise, or start earning money and favours.

Money is the most important thing, as with it you can buy new cars, bigger houses (with room to store more cars) and even bikes.

But cruising around is also good. It lets you discover the island before you commit to a race on a stretch of road you’re unfamiliar with, and if motorbikes are your thing, then you’ll have to do a fair bit of driving, as you have to visit all the car dealers before the motorbike dealers will open their doors to you.

The motorbikes were the most fun in my humble opinion. Racing along in the ‘in car’ view, with dust and bug splatters building up on my visor was a hair-raising experience as I hurtled full speed down city streets weaving in and out of cars, only to discover that bikes don’t handle quite so wall as cars on the corners!

The feeling of speed is what makes any racing game, and Test Drive has it nailed.

But a thousand miles of open road (and plenty of off road to explore if you wish) does not make a racing game compelling. Races and missions and cars do.

As far as cars go, there are more than 125 licensed vehicles, and it won’t take you long before you start to build up a collection of exotic cars to play with.

The races and missions are varied and plentiful too, with timed races, standard races, speed camera tests and open road challenges, to the missions that include picking up beautiful women or hitchhikers and delivering them safely to their destination to the (I haven’t play this one yet) exciting sounding ‘escape from a psychopath’ mission.

All in all, Test Drive Unlimited has everything you could be looking for in a next gen racing game – the whole Island is open, with the only load times being when you visit a car show room, enter a mission or race, or get pulled over by the cops.

The graphics are amazing, with a smooth frame rate and little in the way of noticeable popup, with sounds that only add to the feeling that you’re actually racing an exotic car on a Hawaiian island!

The Test Drive series has come along way, and blows away everything that came before it in it’s latest offering on the ‘360.

TECH | Zune Will Loose Money

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According to Microsoft, the only way be beat Apple is to loose massive amounts of money. Not by having a better product, but by loosing money….. hmmmmm

Well, Microsoft has brought its A-Game with its digital media player. How can I tell? They're planning to lose money on it.

Yes, as Reuters reports, Microsoft plans to offer the player for the same price as the 30g iPod -- even though that isn't profitable!

"We had to look at what was in the market and offer a competitive price," said Scott Erickson, Microsoft's senior director of product marketing for Zune. "We're not going to be profitable this holiday but the Zune project is a multiyear strategy."

Sure it is! A multiyear strategy of bleeding revenue while offering a product that has, at best, minor advantages over the market leader and big disadvantages in others! Like every other non-iTunes offering, the Zune Marketplace will offer $15 monthly subscriptions for full access to their music library.

They'll also sell individual songs for a price slightly better than the 99-cent standard at Apple. How much better? How does one-quarter cent sound to you? MS is using a system it calls MS Points, which sell for 80 to the dollar for no discernable reason. For just 79 of those bad boys, equivalent to 98.75 cents, a song can be yours!

Whoa. Apple's really in trouble now!

Soucre: Wired