Spielberg denies Mary Poppins film

A story recently posted at ananova says that Steven Spielberg has denied he is planning to remake Mary Poppins.

Hello? Why anyone would even contemplate the absurd notion that Spieldberg would do any such thing is beyond me!

Fortunately Spielberg's spokesman Marvin Levy has publicly stated: "I never heard of this and couldn't imagine Steven ever doing a remake of a classic - and a Disney classic at that."