DVD | Last Days

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Gus Van Sant has a penchant for labourious, slow moving but peculiarly captivating movies. His latest offering based around the last few hours of Nirvana’s front man Kurt Cobain's last few hours takes the cake though. It has all the trade marks of a Van Sant movie – slow moving, weird camera angles and lengthy scenes where nothing happens.

But unlike some of his previous offerings (Gerry, Elephant), Last Days lacked in the captivating department. This was a depressing journey that rather than leading to a climax, leads the viewer further and further down a dark path into nothingness. It’s depressing to the point that you’ll be contemplating suicide before the movie has finished.

But then maybe that’s it’s genius – it was a spiral downwards to and empty life and shows exactly what fame, fortune and the hedonistic lifestyle really leads to: emptiness.

DVD | Dark Water

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Dark Water is a re-make of a Japanese movie, as is the trend in Hollywood of recent years. Having seen a few of the originals in this genre (but not the original Dark Water), I’d have to say that this is one of the better Hollywood adaptations.

Classified as a psychological horror, Dark water is more a psychological thriller – I have no idea what constitutes as horror in this movie.

Basically the movie follows the lives of a Mother and her daughter who are forced to move into a run down low rent apartment during a messy divorce and custody battle. The apartment is more than run down however, and the strange goings on threaten the mothers mental health and the daughters physical health.

Dealing with themes of love and loss, Director Walter Salles manages to keep us on edge with a creepy atmosphere and the desperate need to know what’s really going on, without the need for gore or over the top action.

A nice, solid thriller.

Bush: Government Invented the iPod

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A recent post at Cult of Mac turned up this gem from a recent speech President Bush gave at Tuskegee University:

"The government funded research in microdrive storage, electrochemistry and signal compression. They did so for one reason: It turned out that those were the key ingredients for the development of the iPod."

Yes, I'm quite certain that was where the government research was focused during the 1980s and '90s: A better digital audio player. Apple just showed up to steal the government's thunder at the last minute, those rascals!

DVD | Gallipoli

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Gallipoli was a devastating, idiotic plan to bring the Turks to their knees. It clearly showed that attacking with no real planning, or a realistic view of the enemy, can only lead to disaster.

Gallipoli: The Frontline Experience looks at the doomed campaign through the eyes of those soldiers who fought it – the British, ANZAC and Turkish. Using diaries, letters, photographs and memoirs, director Tolga Ornek, traces the personal journeys of these soldiers, from innocence through hardship and onto heartbreak. Spoken through their own words, with dramatic recreations Gallipoli puts you in the midst of the battle.

It is a moving and powerful documentary. Wonderfully narrated by Jeremy Irons and Sam Neill, Gallipoli alters the way we see war by giving a voice to the men who experienced it first-hand.

School Holidays

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I’m going on holiday with the family in (hopefully) sunny Whakatane for a week. I should have some new reviews for you all starting on the 26th April.

DVD | Grizzly Man

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This movie unintentionally hilarious and incredibly sad. Timothy Treadwell was a nutcase, a fruitloop, and his odd assortment of friends and acquaintances make this seem like a Christopher Guest mockumentary.
Whilst it’s easy to laugh at Timothy and his friends when they were being very serious, it’s also easy to see that he was definitely passionate about his admirable (albeit misguided) work.
There is also some amazing wildlife.

Happy Easter!

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With the common fixation on Bunnies this time of the year I figured it would be a good time to review the greatest movie scene featuring a bunny.

The most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. It's got a vicious streak a mile wide. It's a killer. What more can I say about the guarder of the cave of Caerbannog?

Of course Monty Python’s humour might not be your cup of tea but I dare you to watch this scene and then go cuddle you pet bunny.

Pull Your Head Out!

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TV Turnoff Week is coming – a week when we’re all encouraged to turn off our TV’s and do something constructive, like, um, er, read?

But what do they mean by No TV? Is that like just normal TV or does it include DVDs? ‘cause I can live with no TV for a week, hell, I’m contemplating NOT watching LOST tonight, or ever again for that matter, but a week with no DVDs? That’s just crazy…

The Polls Are Open!

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Thanks to Lulu I’ve now got a poll thingy happening on this blog, it’s right at the top of the right hand column, under ‘You Thoughts’. Go on now y’all go and vote now. The poll subject will change from time to time, depending on what I’m posting about – hence the first poll being about Video Games, right after my post for Driver.

PS2 | Driver: Parallel Lines

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Reflections have done well in the latest instalment of the Driver franchise. The horrible emptiness of Driv3r is gone and we now have a huge sprawling New York, with all areas unlocked from the get go. And it’s a busy New York, with plenty of cars around to make driving fast an art form – not too difficult, but dangerous enough to keep you focussed.

The graphics are awesome – especially for the PS2 (I played the XBox version of Driv3r), and distance and (lack of) pop up is great. The number of cars on screen doesn’t seem to slow the frame rate either.

The game is split into two parts – New York in 1978 and 2006. Whilst this may sound like a cop out, I’m looking forward to the 2006 stage to see just how New York has changed, and what cars are available!

The missions are semi run of the mill – and variable in their challenges – but the best thing about driver is the driving – the car handles like it should – 1970’s Hollywood Chase scene style, handbrake turns, sliding round corners, it’s just fun to drive at speed!

Of course the game isn’t perfect – the missions can get frustrating at times, and there’s the weird glitches that you expect in a game of this scope. Some of the glitches are funny, like the time I was driving past a bus and it suddenly changed into a car, some are annoying, like one of the early missions on a bike – if you flip the bike and fall off – the bike tends to land upside down with the motor still running, and you CAN’T get back on it. And then there’s the frustrating, with a mission re-start point (again with the bike) and the bike keeps moving – one time you start and its beside you, the next it’s behind the container, etc, etc.

But all in all it’s a great game, and sets the series up for it’s first foray into the next gen consols – hopefully next year sometime!

You have been warned…
Driver Parallel Lines is rated R18, probably due to the amount of violence that you can create, and the language used. But having said that, if you play the game properly (and don’t use the cheats) it’s not a game that encourages you to use violence outside of the main story line. If you break the law, the cops will come after you – sure you can shoot them, but then you’ll get a police helicopter and eventually SWAT coming down on ya, and that’s something that’s gonna ruin your day.

Another thing is running down pedestrians – in old Driver games, the pedestrians would have super powers that enabled them to dive out of the way of a car doing over 100KPH. Not this time – this time you get to run them over – but before you think that the footpath is a quick way to avoid traffic – running pedestrians over will slow you down – every time you hit one, you loose speed. This is kind of cool in a way (and a very bizarre way I know) as it gives some weight to them being real people (I know, I’ve gone crazy now) and forces you to think about the consequences of your actions (even if the only thought is loss of speed).

Of course some will argue that I shouldn’t be playing violent games, but do I play games like Driver because they are violent, or because they offer something unique to gaming – open ended play? And does open-ended game play justify the violence? I’m not gonna answer that.

DVD | My Neighbor Totoro

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My Neighbor Totoro is a delight to watch, a family film that kids and adults will love.

The story centres around 10 year old Satsuki and 4 year old mei who movie into an old house in the country with their dad, whist mum is recovering in hospital.

With no mother to look after her, little Mei delves into her imagination and discovers the nest of King Totoro, a huge cuddly beast that is a cross between a fat cat and a bunny.

Along the way Mei’s imagination captures her older sister Satsuki,and together they discover a whole new world of fun and adventure.

The two sisters are portrayed as polite and respectful, whits mischievous and imaginative, and get along like sisters should – as friends.

The story also deals with sensitive issues of absent mothers, family illness, loss, and the difficulty of growing up.

Another wonderful and imaginative film by Studio Ghibli.

DVD | Whisper Of The Heart

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Sensitive and heartwarming, Whisper Of The Heart is a coming of age story of a high school girl Shizuku who, like most teenagers, is unsure what she wants in life.

A series of events bring her and a boy Seiji on a journey that helps them both find their inner potentials, realize their dreams and fall in love.

Whilst it is not as imaginative as some Studio Ghibli movies, it does show a more subtle form of imagination set against the dreary Tokyo background, which seeks to trap all who live there in the drudgery of daily life.

Spiritual Connections:
We were designed for so much more than what most of us accept as being our lot in life. Reach out and seek your full potential, believe in your dreams and live life to it’s fullest.

More Nudity In Games!

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Eager modders have created a patch that will bare the breasts of most of the in-game women in Oblivion.

The best thing as far as the modders were concerned is that it was so easy to do, as one of the Oblivion programmers had already created nude characters in the game, and just covered them up with underwear afterwards.

So in essence all the modders had to do was figure out how to unhook the bra clasp, so to speak.

This of course is sure to spark an outcry in the US, where children are allowed to play a game that centres around the gates of hell being opened and demon hoards rampaging across that lands (in other words: violence) but add the possibility of some female breasts, and all hell breaks loose in another from!

With a R13 rating in NZ, it comes down to a simple fact, if you’re a parent that is going to get all hot a bothered about breasts, isn’t it better to think about what games your children are playing, take an interest, and actually know what you children do when they hook up to the family computer for hours on end.

That’s right, radical thinking, but it’s time parents were parents!

Lost Has Lost The Plot

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What the heck was last night all about – all it was was a recap of everything we know – Lost Revelation was nothing more than a filler. Even the advertising for this episode was a lie – the promise of Mr. Eko and Locke making a discovery was non-existent – unless I blinked and missed it while trying to stay awake through the sheer monotony of the episode.

I think I might find something else to do on a Wednesday night, and wait for the DVD to come out so I can skip all the crap that they’ve put into this season.

A Better Looking PC?

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Apple have release a beta version of software that allows Intel-based Mac to run Windows XP. The software, titled Boot Camp will allow anyone, not just geeks to install and run Windows XP on the new iMacs and MacBook Pro laptops.

A final version of Boot Camp will come as standard in the upcoming Mac OS X ‘Leopard’ operating system, and will allow users to choice between Mac OS or XP on start-up.

So what does this mean, apart form the obvious choice for PC users to have a nicer looking machine? Does it mean that Mac software like Office and all those games (that always get released about 6 months after their PC cousins) will no longer be worked on, because all you need is XP, not a Mac version?

And will it really sell more Macs? I mean you can get a crap PC for around $800, but your still looking at $2,479 – the price on Apples has dropped considerably over the years, but there’s still a big gap for most consumers to get over.

Update:
tuaw.com have a good theory on the reason behind Apple's Boot Camp, and dealcatcher.com has a rant on one of the possible problems with running XP on a Mac - It's a problem that PC users have put up with for years...

Don't Miss THIS Historical Moment...

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Where New York Times columnist David Pogue latched onto this fascinating factoid, there's no telling. But as randomly useless bits of trivia go, this is definitely worth noting.

Pogue writes: Late tonight - specifically, 123 seconds after 1:00 a.m. -- the time and date, for the first time in all of humanity, will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

And, Pogue points out, this moment will never come again.

Well, at least not exactly. In Europe (AND NEW ZEALAND, FOOL), which renders the date before the month, this singular moment will occur next month, at 123 seconds past 1 a.m. on 4 May. And after that, it most definitely will never occur again.

X-Box | V8 Supercars 3

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Let there be no mistake, this is the best racing game, period. Oh yes, I’ve seen PGR3 on the 360, even played it, but graphics aside, it has nothing on V83.

PGR3 is about style over substance, V83 is about the gritty, dirty realism of racing. You get tire wear, engine temperature, fuel consumption all affecting how your car handles. And then there’s the damage. Run your car at full speed into a barrier in PGR3 and you bounce off. Do it in V83, your wheels bounce off and it’s game over.

You might think that that would suck the fun out of the game, but it adds depth to the game, makes you try harder. It could be said that it forces you to use your brain and actually think your way around the track.

And it’s not just about the Aussie V8 Supercars either, there’s 116 championships covering 35 different motor racing styles from Open Wheel, GT racing, Touring cars, Oval racing, Rally, Historic and Off Road.

If that’s not enough for you, there’s also 70 different aspirational cars, including Nissan 350Z, Corvette C5R, Pontiac Firebird, Ultima GTR, Subaru Impreza N10 and Lotus 49 that can all be raced over 98 different track variations. And the cars are customisable, so they will drive the way you want them to!

Just Play it!

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Ok, this is a fun and addictive way to spend your lunch break...

DVD | Melinda & Melinda

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M&M is an interesting concept; how one story can be interoperated in two different ways, either as a comedy or as a tragedy.

Sadly however, even with such an interesting premise, Woody Allen fails to deliver. The movie is a mess of inconsistency and stilted, pretentious acting. For the concept to really have worked, both storylines needed to be the same, with possibly slightly different outcomes. But what we get is two almost completely different stories with similarities.

And with Will Farrell being the lead in the comedy story you would expect to laugh more than a couple of times, but this is not the case.

A great concept poorly realised.

My Personal DNA

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I found out about this online test from Frankie, who stole it from Rhett, who found it here. It's quite a good test that uses some interesting ways for answering questions.

I'm a Respectful Creator, you can find out more here, as well as doing the test yourself.

Stupid Aucklanders #1

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Ok, I’ll admit I’m an Aucklander, even worse I’m from the Dirty South…

But I don’t think I’m as stupid (or lazy) as some of my Southern Brothers, especially not the guy we met on the way to the dairy. We were on the way home on Saturday and decided to go to the dairy to get some dollar pies, so we drove past our house, round the corner and saw someone backing out of their drive way. Being the courteous driver I am (a rarity in Auckland) I slowed down and stopped. To my amazement, and with no indicating, the driver backs out of his driveway, and down the road slightly and drives into the driveway right across the road from him.

As if that’s not strange enough, 5 minutes later on our way back home, we see him backing out of the driveway across the road from his house, this time with kids in the back, and drive all the way back to his house.

Aucklanders, gotta love them!

Happy Birthday Apple

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Apple is 30 years old today – no, not the fruit, the little computer company. And to celebrate I’m posting an image of one of my favourite Apple ads.It’s brash and in your face. It’s the little guy poking fun at the big guy. It’s simple but elegant. It’s pure genius.