DVD | Finding Neverland

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I like movies with Johnny Depp in them, hell I even enjoyed 21 Jump Street (in it’s day). He seems attracted to the unusual, challenging roles, and he usually nails them.

Finding Neverland is based on the experiences of author J M Barrie during the time he wrote the children’s classic Peter Pan. Coming off the despair of writing a major flop, Barrie meets a widow and her four boys one day in the park. He finds and instant connection and bonds with the kids, re-kindling his imagination, and helping him discover Neverland.

But the time he spends with the widow and her family has consequences he never dreamed of. (I’m not gonna spoil it for you, you’ll just have to rent/buy the dvd!)

Neverland is an enchanting movie, and the theme of unconditional love and acceptance of children really brought to life Matthew 18 where Jesus extols us to become like little children, and to welcome the children. It’s a sad indictment of adulthood that we often loose the imagination and excitement that we had as children.

Fortunately Depp brings his character to life and creates and believable oasis in a time and society that frowned on such unruly behaviour. Neither action packed nor edge of your seats, Neverland pleases in other ways. It speaks to the heart and leaves you with a feeling of hope.

Trivia
In the scene where the families are sitting down for a formal dinner, and Barrie is entertaining the children, behind the scenes the producers and Depp used a fart machine to make the children laugh more.

News | Some Movies Suck!

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Thanks to Joblo for this tip off, but according to the New York Times, the reason that people aren’t going to the movies so much any more could be due to bad marketing, high fuel costs, or shock, horror, too many Hollywood movies these days are just not good enough.

Yep, it’s official, too many recent movies have sucked. Hhmmmm, but is this news to anyone, hell I commented on this fact a while back, but hey if the NYT says so, then it must be true.

Oh dear, poor Hollywood, they might just have to think for a change and start creating some truly interesting movies, now that would be something to look forward to!

News | Saw 2 Poster Banned

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Ok, maybe it’s because I’m not American that I don’t get how that wonderful country works. Or maybe it’s just that regulating bodies around the world all don’t make sense – hell the Aussies decided to ban GTA:SA after nude sex scene became unlockable – so what about the thousands of games already sold? Does that make you a criminal for owning a copy? Ooops, getting off topic.

So, Lions Gate released a teaser poster for Saw 2, and the MPAA didn’t realise, at first. But now they’ve seen it, they don’t like it so they’ve banned it. Fair enough, we have to keep ‘unacceptable’ content off our movie posters don’t we?

So what’s the deal with the replacement? Hell, I can’t see how less offensive it would be, but then, I didn’t find the fist one offensive!

Spot the difference!

Trailer | Jarhead

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Now this is looking like a damn funny anti-war movie, with some deadpan black humour a-la American Beauty. Could be a winner. Check out the trailer, like now!

What Movie Am I #21

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My title is Yiddish for 'monster'.

DVD | Young Adam

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I struggled with this movie. It’s so bleak and dark, and every second scene seems to have nudity or sex or both. The funny thing is it never felt like it was gratuitous nudity, rather another element in a sad spiralling life story.

The cinematography is wonderful, moody, well thought out, but still, because the movie is, so the scenery is too: bleak and dreary. You can probably guess at this stage that this doesn’t have ‘Hollywood Blockbuster’ or ‘edge of your seats thriller’ written all over it. In fact it moves at a deafeningly slow pace. But if nothing else, the acting is riveting, with Ewan McGregor translating the lead role with believable authenticity.

And I think that’s the point. And it’s the only point that I could grasp from this movie: life then was slow, bleak and depressing. So much so that our (anti) hero is so desperate for some life that he mistakes sex for fulfilment and wanders on a journey of regret from one women to another, not realising that he’s destroying himself and many others along the way.

A sobering look at the reality of sex without love.

News | Tsunami Movie

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I guess we shouldn’t really be surprised at this news, Hollywoood after all only ever has one thing on it’s mind: profit. But is it just me, or does it seem a little too soon to be talking about a movie based around last year’s Tsunami disaster?

Writer/Director Michael Patwin doesn’t seem to think so. His low budget movie aims to have a ‘historical’ feel to it.

And what’s the main focus of the movie? The story of an American man who, in the aftermath of the disaster walks barefoot for seventy miles to find his wife and child.

Apparently Patwin was inspired to write the story after reading news stories of locals who had walked to find their loved ones.

Hhhmmmm, so why change it to a (presumably white) American, and not leave it as a local. Oh that’s right, if it’s not about Americans, it won’t sell. Hell, if we really want to make it into an American story, they should angle it some how to make Al Qaida responsible for the tsunami. Yeah, now that’s a movie even George W could get behind...

DVD | The Real Da Vinci Code

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Dan Brown’s best seller The Da Vinci Code stirred up a storm of controversy when it was released, mainly due to the claims it made about the Holy Grail.

Ask most Christians and weather they’ve read the book or not, they’ll tell you that it’s a load of rubbish. Me, I’ve read the book. Interesting story, quite action packed in places, but a little too preachy for my liking. The thing that really irked me about the book though, was that at the start Dan claims that whilst the book is a novel, most of it is based on fact.

So it was with keen interest that I watched The Real Da Vinci Code last night. It was a bit of en eye opener. I’d grown up knowing about the traditional Holy Grail – the cup that Jesus drank from at the last supper, but I didn’t know that there was more than one version of this story, and that it was just that. A story. A novel in fact. One of the first works of fiction is the story of the Holy Grail. The cup of Christ is nothing but a best selling novel, written so long ago that most people take it for historical fact.

But what about the other stuff in Dan’s book? The secret societies, locations and even University departments. None of it is real. Sure, Dan did his research and found out about all these things that he wrote about, but what he didn’t realise (at least, let’s assume he didn’t realise) was that like countless people before him, he had been had. He’d uncovered stories that he either wanted to be true, or didn’t have the time to investigate properly.

And what of Leonardo’s painting of the Last Supper? What of the secret messages hidden in that? According to the DVD, there is likely a hidden message in it, but more of a shout out to the man who paid for it to be painted then any secret societal code.

But the question that doesn’t get answered by this DVD is who’s the biggest sucker? Dan Brown for not getting his facts right or countless readers who believed everything he said.

DVD | Criminal

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Criminal is an interesting little movie about 2 con artists who meet by accident and decide to team up. The older, wiser one, mentoring the younger, less sure one. It starts slow and seems predictable, I mean it’s not rocket science is it – one of them is our to fleece the other, right?

Well if I told you, It’d ruin the movie for you. But hey, it’s not as predictable as it might first seem. For the most part, you’re wondering who’s gonna fleece who, switching between the two of them from scene to scene as the movie progresses.

And then more characters come in, and you don’t know how the hell it’s gonna end, and it ends up being a really enjoyable movie.

The really weird thing is. Is that it’s unbelievably honest, right at the end of the movie, when you’re sitting back smiling and laughing, it fades to black and the words ‘Based on the movie Nine Queens’ appears. And you think damn, that’s weird. I mean have you ever seen a movie that admitted to ripping off another movie? I know a lot of movies are rip offs of other movies but do they ever admit to it? Hmmmmm, weird.

But a good little movie, and a far better thing to watch on a Monday night than say, Desperate Housewifes…….

DVD | Saw

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I’ve been excited about Saw ever since seeing the teaser trailer with the lady and the contraption on her head. Sadly I couldn’t get to see it at the movies, but as the saying goes; good things come to he who waits.

I picked up an ex-rental copy of Saw from my local Video Ezy for only $12.50 this week and the timing was perfect, with my wife at a ladies weekend, I was able to watch it last night.

I can’t say too much about the story line, as I don’t want to risk ruining it for any one who is still waiting to see it, but let me say that the journey wasn’t how I had expected it. But man, what a ride it was. I was glued to the TV for the full length of the movie – no popcorn or coke required!

Visually spectacular, Saw keeps the heart rate going through plenty of gore – not just gore for gores sake, but twisted gore. Situations that any sane mind just couldn’t come up with – but that’s the point of the movie, serial killers are seldom sane of mind!

And the twists and turns are great, you never quite know what’s going to happen next, and you never see the end coming – definitely not a Hollywood ending!

The acting? You wanna know about the acting? Well to be honest no matter how excited I was about this movie, the cast left me with doubts. Danny Glover never excites me and Mr Princess Bride himself Cary Elwes, well he was great in The Princess Bride, but in a gritty, dark as hell, serial killer movie?

Well blow me down with a feather if Cary didn’t give the performance of his career – who knew he had it in him? And Danny – he was damn fine as well. It just goes to show that you don’t need the latest hot actor to make a great movie.

If you liked Seven, then Saw is for you. If you cried for weeks when Bambi died, better steer clear.

DVD | The Brotherhood Of War

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Ok, I’ll admit, I love a good modern war movie. Saving Private Ryan and Band Of Brothers are my two favourite DVDs. Hell I even enjoyed A Very Long Engagement and that was more a love story.

But the Korean War isn’t a historical event that gets a lot of movie attention, so It was good to see a Korean movie that gave an honest approach to it.

Sure the story line revolves around two brothers, and this may have caused a few of the more unbelievable points in the movie, but you’ve got to remember that Korean culture puts greater emphasis on family and respect.

The first 25 minuets is used to get us familiar with the brothers, their families and their dreams. It’s a good ploy to get us personally connected to the main characters and feel for what happens to them. It shows the human side to war very well.

As well as showing the human side of war, the movie sets out to show how dehumanising war is. It’s a brutal war movie – very similar to the opening scenes of SPR in it’s cinematic carnage.

Brotherhood however goes much further than SPR, it takes us through the entire war, showing us how dangerous war is in dehumanising us, and creating an environment for atrocities on both sides of the conflict. Brotherhood doesn’t set out to say who was right and who was wrong. Rather it seems to be more of an anti war movie.

This isn’t a movie for the faint of heart, Director Je-gyu Kang leaves nothing to the imagination when dealing with the battle field or the atrocities of war. This is one of the most visually gruesome war movies that I’ve seen, but it has to be to make it’s point. War is hell, hell is ugly, war is ugly, this movie is visually and emotionally ugly.

But it does have a redemptive ending, and ending that gives us hope. And ending that is hinted at in the beginning, but comes by way of an unexpected journey.

All in all a great movie, showcasing Korea as a credible player in the world of movie making.

I’m not sure when this DVD will get released in NZ. I think it has a September release in Australia so sometime in October would be a good guess.

What Movie Am I #20

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Way back in 1986 I had Meg Ryan and Anthony Edwards play husband and wife, but more importantly this movie was the breakout role for my main star who went on to such roles as a Nascar Driver, a Samurai and more recently a dad.

X-Box | Doom 3

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Ok, so this is where I admit I’m not a hardcore gamer. Sure I’d love to spend more time playing games, but I have a job, way too many DVDs to watch and more importantly a lovely wife and three beautiful daughters to spend time with. You can probably judge from this that I’m probably not that good at games either. Hell, whilst I’m being honest I’ll admit to only ever fully completing 2 games – V8 Supercars 2 and Brothers In Arms (easy setting!).

So what’s a useless some-time gamer like me doing with a copy of Doom 3? Well I saw it in a bargain bin. And it was the special edition metal case version. And to be honest once again, it was the cool metal case that made me buy it. Sure I had wanted to play the game ever since seeing the screen shots and reading about it, but I’m crap at FPS, and I tend to go for the more ‘realistic’ ones like Rainbow 6 or Brothers In Arms. I don’t really see the need of playing a game where alien scum are hell bent on killing me. I also like the fact with the aforementioned games you get other men to send ahead of you. Obviously I’m a wimp.

So anyway, there I am Saturday night (well, technically it was Sunday morning), kids have been asleep for hours and the wife has just taken The Da Vinci Code to bed, so I fire up the X-Box, grab the headphones and turn off the lights. I decide to go for the standard skill setting – not going to try and be a hero, or take it to easy. The first thing I notic is how damn good the graphics are. Then there’s the way you walk, with a little bit of a head bob/body sway. None of the standard FPS gliding here. And the sound, my footsteps echoed down the metal hall, whilst various announcements blared at me from various speakers and the static hum of machinery buzzed around me. This was a game that took emersion seriously – I was hooked, hell, I was THERE. I was in the game and the game hadn’t even really started.

First I had to get my orders and then get armed. My first mission was to locate an AWOL scientist on one of the lower levels. I met various people on the way, and was temped to test out my sidearm on most of them, but figured I might need the bullets later. It was a freaky enough trip getting down there – not being quite sure if there were any monsters waiting for me. There wasn’t

I found the missing scientist and he wasn’t too pleased to see me – through again of testing my gun, but held on to self-control. I should have popped one in his head as it turns out. Suddenly all this freaky light and sounds start happening around us, and then as soon as it’s died down. The scientist comes at me with a rather unsettling I-want-to-kill-you look in his eyes. I’m not too sure if I’m allowed to kill him (I obviously don’t have killer instincts) but when he starts laying into me I decide to put a couple of rounds into him, and then a few more.

I’ve got new orders now – orders are being screamed over the intercom to re-group. There’s also a whole lot of screaming and dying going on over the airwaves. I’m not looking forward to the journey ahead of me.

I start off down a familiar poorly lit corridor, gun in had, freaking-my-ass and wondering what’s ahead of me when some one - make that something – starts shooting at me – no problem, I’ll shoot back. To cut a long story short, I never made it back to the top. I dispatched all manner of ‘men’ and monsters and picked up a few spare weapons along the way, but I wasn’t quite up to the task. And when I died, instead of having another go as I normally would with any other game, I ripped the headphones off and turned the light on.

I was emotionally exhausted and physically drained. I’d been fully emersed in the game for about 20-30 minuets – a short game session even by my standards, but I’d had enough excitement for one night. I will be having another go next weekend, no doubt about it. And I will get to the end of the level. I will.

But if it’s not the freakiest most enjoyable ‘realistic’ game I’ve played, I don’t know what is. Sure GTA SA is a heap of fun, but it’s a cartoon compared to Doom 3, and Brothers In Arms is a realistic journey, but Doom 3 was full on, no rest, relentless action fest that left me breathless.

But it’s not perfect. No game ever will be. It suffers like all FPS from the very linear play. You HAVE to go here to get THIS to go THERE. Sure there’s plenty to find and places to go that you don’t have to – but game play is VERY scripted. But this wasn’t a biggie for the short period that I was playing, and like I said, I’ll be back with vengeance next weekend to give it another go.

What Movie Am I #19

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Robin Williams plays a doctor and Robert De Niro plays his patient.

DVD | Bullitt

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Steve McQueen is the king of cool. There was just something about him. Charisma I suppose. But having only seen him in 2 prison break movies I wasn’t sure what to expect in a cop movie.

Now a word of warning, classic movies can seem tired at times, especially to a generation spoilt by special effects blockbusters, but I think Bullitt manages to stand the test of time somewhat. The story line is pretty basic, with a bit of a twist, but it’s good enough to keep the story moving along.

The real highlight of the movie though is the car chase scene, and it’s got to be one of the best. Looking for realism, there’s no 200 cop car piles ups as seen in the Blues Brothers, in fact this is purely a two care chase, with no special effects. And you know what, not having all the candyfloss of exploding cop cars actually makes for a refreshing change, and an edge of your seat ride.

All in all the movie rides on weather or not you like Steve McQueen movies or a good car chase, as the plot has some glaring holes, an gets a little confusing in places.

DVD | Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

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I wasn’t expecting much from this movie and I still ended up being disappointed. But it was for different reasons that I expected.

Knowing that the entire movie was done on blue screens with no real sets – just like the hideous Episodes 1 & 2 of Star Wars – was for me what was going to let the whole movie down. I figured that after George Lucas tried unsuccessfully to do an ultra-realistic movie this way, and failed, Sky Captain would suffer the same fate.

In this I was dead wrong. Instead of trying to make the movie ultra-realistic, the soft focus, tonal range and colouring of this movie all lend itself to more of an animated feel than a live action movie. From just a visual perspective this movie is awesome.

So what lets it down? I was expecting a superhero type action adventure movie, with huge battle scenes that would blow me out of my seat. Instead what I got was a very cool looking, but slow paced drama. Hell, The Incredibles was more an action movie than this was.

But maybe it was just my expectations that ruined the movie for me. If I knew it was going to be a period drama (albeit a fantasy period drama) then I may have been pleasantly surprised. So who’s to blame for my miss-choice of movie type? Did I not investigate the movie enough before ordering, or was the movie wrongfully promoted as an action flick?

Hhhmmm, let me see…. “innovative… special effects that will thrill you and amaze you right through to the action-packed finale.”

I guess they just figured that angling it as an action movie would sell it better than a drama…

DVD | Carnivale

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Carnivale is a period drama for people like me how don’t like period drama. It’s dark and brooding. It’s a tale of good and evil, darkness and light. But it never lets you know which is which. It keeps you on your toes.

Superbly filmed, acted and thought out, it’s one of the most original TV series I have seen in a while. Though it’s based around the lives of a travelling Carnivale (hence the name) it’s really about two people – one a young man trying to come to terms with his supernatural ability to heal, who takes a job in the Carnivale after his mother dies. The other is a preacher who gets a very clear mandate from God, but to fulfil this mandate, people start to die.

Both it seems are on a journey of discovery, and it’s unlikely that they will meet, at least in this the first season. But it’s a journey that’s both compelling and sad. The Carnivale is a place where the weird and wonderful find solace in their own company – who make money by having people come gawk at them, A strong subplot is the way prejudice was rampant, and how these people are treated as outcasts, just because they are not the societal norm.

The twist is that the preacher’s (played with an air of sinisterness by Shawshank’s most hated guard, Clancy Brown) mandate is to another group of outcasts, immigrant workers. So we’re left rooting for both sides of this eternal conflict. Only time will tell which side we should to cheering on. For the time being I’m going to enjoy the ride.

Trailer | V For Vendetta

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I’v been raving about V For Vendetta for a while now, and finally the trailer is online. I’m not sure what to think, I’m still optimistic about this movie, but after seeing the trailer admit to being a little bit worried that it may turn out cheesy. Hell, what am I saying, it’s gonna rock.

Grand Sex Auto

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So Rockstar did it. Big deal. So the US Video Game Industry changed the rating for GTA San Andreas to AO, what for? Sure the game has hidden explicit sexual content. Content that was apparently to risqué to Rockstar to have as part of the final game, but in a twist of fate was left in the code, so that some Dutch computer geek could discover it and promote a little bit of software HE WROTE that gives gamers access to it.

So hold on, the sex isn’t available unless you download third party software? So what’s the big deal? Wouldn’t it be easier to ban the third party software? And why act surprised – this is after all the most loved and most hated game franchise ever. It’s known for it’s violence and sexual content.

And why don’t we blame the media, websites and blogs (yes, me included) ‘cause if some Dutch geek found it, it would only have a limited life, but now the media and governments are blowing the whole thing out of proportion, EVERYONE knows about it. It’s been given a life of its own – it’s huge.

And lets not forget one thing, it’s an R-18 game – it’s designed for adults. So what’s the big deal? Adults have sex. Adults watch porn, Some adults even hire prostitutes (apparently). But sex hidden in a game and discovered by a Dutch computer geek – oh my goodness, that’s a national emergency. What if little Johnny gets to witness two computer generated characters having sex? Well, what the hell is little Johnny playing GTA for in the first place? Huh? GTA isn’t a kids game.

And whilst I’m ranting, yes I have played GTA SA. And yes, I ENJOY it. Not for the violence and not for the sex (sex isn’t a necessary part of the game) but for the FREEDOM that this game gives you. Most games are story driven and don’t let you go and do your own thing.

But GTA SA lets you do just about anything. You can earn money, you can buy cloths, eat food, get fat, work out at the gym, go for a swim, get a pilots licence, walk around, explore, drive cars, you can even get a mechanic to upgrade your car. But all we hear about GTA SA in the media is how you can drive down the footpath and kill people, or more recently have sex with people. Sounds like a media bias to me.

So what’s a good Christian boy like me doing playing such an evil game? Probably because I enjoy blobbing out for a few hours one night a week and playing games. Probably because it’s one of the best games available. But most importantly, I like most other gamers can tell the difference between a game and reality.

That’s it, ranting over. Just a little something for y’all to masticate on over the weekend.

Movie | War Of The Worlds

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Ok, first up I’m assuming that most people already know the basic story, so I’m not gonna worry about putting spoilers in here.

In 1975 Steven Spielberg invented the ‘Summer Blockbuster’ genre with Jaws. Whilst most summer blockbusters occur in winter for us lucky Kiwis, the blockbuster season should be a well known phenomenon for all movie goers, as movie studios fall over each other trying to get the best release for their blockbuster thrill ride.

But in recent years, sure fire hits have missed the mark and cinema ticket sales have been steadily falling. Movie studio’s have been blaming movie piracy for this down turn, but that’s just wishful thinking. Most people will recognise the slump for what it is – there’s a lack of really good movies recently, that added with rising ticket prices, the grotty state of most cinema complexes and the rise of home theatre and the drop in DVD prices all add up to one thing: falling ticket sales.

So what makes WOTW so good? Well I’ll be honest, I decided to give the local Village Cinemas in Manukau a miss – the place is in need of a complete make over. The joy of going to the movies has long gone from that place. Instead I gave Berkley Cinemas a go.

All I can say is wow – welcome back to room dominating huge cinema screens of my youth. The screen was huge. The seats were impressive and the sound sharp. Ok, so it wasn’t perfect (there were huge problems whilst the trailers were being played) and I’d like to see how it measures up in about 5 years. But hell, it gave me back a love for going out to the movies.

So possibly the venue made the movie bigger than it is, but I’m guessing it’s the return of the true Summer Blockbuster. It had everything going for it. Based on a great story is a good start, the story was given a modern do over. The acting was great – Ok, I don’t really like Tom Cruise, but he rocked in Collateral, and he did a good job in WOTW. And then there’s my man Tim Robbins, playing a flipped-out conspiracy theorist that plays a key role in the story.

But story line and acting alone can’t produce a blockbuster – as with jaws there has to be believable special effects. WOTW has awesome CGI by the truckload, all done in a gritty, realistic way. It also has that other compulsory component: the freak me out time and time again factor. This is one hell of a ride. Sure the movie slows down form time to time, but the War kicks off within the first 15 minutes, and once those badass aliens come up out of the ground, they are constantly there, if not visually, then they can still be heard or felt. It’s a scary ride.

Ok, spoiler warning, I’m about to give away the well known ending and a not so well known part of the plot.

The ending was great, stayed true to the original, and the voice over by Morgan Freeman was great. The unstoppable alien force was stopped by a common organism that as Freeman states, was created by God just to ensure the continued survival of man. Now this is cool on two different levels: Firstly we have a Hollywood blockbuster where God is given the credit for saving mankind, and in the same instance we have Hollywood blockbuster that doesn’t have America saving the world, all over again. Did you hear me? It’s an American movie where the superiority of Americans over every other country, saves the world. God did.

But there was another way to stop the aliens that our all American hero discovered, and I’m not sure how the movie would have turned out had this theme been explored more. But at one point in the later stages of the movie Tom Cruises character is captured by one of the alien machine as a kind of fuel source, and though he is saved at the last minuet by some very Finding Nemo team work, he was prepared by destroy the alien machine by a method of warfare most feared by Americans (and more recently, Londoners): The suicide bomber. Tom just happened to have a couple of grenades on him, and as he was being sucked up into the machine, he pulled the pins. When he got pulled back out Nemo style, he left the grenades in the machine and boom – the only human way to kill the killing machine was discovered – it’s weakness was laid bare.